So… weirdest lunchtime random meeting ever…
I’m standing on the side walk, enjoying the sun. Random guy with folders under his arm comes up to me.
Guy: Can I ask you a question?
Guy: Do you have a car?
Guy: Do you have home insurance?
Guy: Oh… do you have kids?
Guy: … Are you married?
Guy: Oh… I guess you don’t need insurance..
Me: Nope… that was more than one question though.
Guy: Well… the reason I ask is because I work for (NAME) Insurance company…
I didn’t catch the name because frankly, I didn’t care.
Me: Oh, well, thanks for asking.
Guy walks away without making a sale. I look down at myself to try to determine why he thought I would need insurance.
I didn’t come up with any answers.
That’s all for today! I promise I will get part three of Sweet & Sour Balls up soon… it’s the most important part!